68 today! Crikey received a flood of generous birthday-present suggestions for the Prime Minister, but sadly there can only be 12 winners. The following entrants will each receive a copy of The Crikey Guide to the 2007 Election, out now through Penguin:

1. I’ve just sent him my SIM card. There’s a bit of credit there and I’m leaving the country… on a one-way flight… – Daniel Patman

2. A v-gina. Maybe a lesbian Muslim one. — Natasha H Shahidullah

3. I’d give him a wedgie – to acknowledge his achievements as a supreme wedge politician all these years. – Kate Wild

4. A copy of John Winston Howard : A Life   — Phil Garratt

5. I’d give him his hand back…its been in my pocket for the last 10 years. — Ken Wallace

6. Captainship of the Australian Wallabies (he certainly enjoys wearing the team tracksuit a lot, though I can’t say I would like to see him in a rugby uniform) — Amanda McCormack

7. Knee pads … in case he falls over again — Ben McAlary

8. A live webcam and permanent YouTube channel. That teaser last week was dizzy stuff! — Sam Granleese

9. An eyebrow electrolysis gift voucher. – Bill Asad

10. A bottle of drinking water from the Murray-Darling. – – Mick Hussey

11. A Travel Guide for Grey Nomads — Barbara Fisher

12. The complete Bob Dylan discography with the vocals mixed out so that he can enjoy the music. — Lee Odenwalder.