John Laws exited stage left this morning.

For those of you who may suffer withdrawal symptoms from the absence of the dulcit tones of the golden comb-over, to follow are some highlights from this morning’s long goodbye:

2UE (Sydney)
Mornings – 30/11/2007 – 09:14 AM
John Laws
Laws says emailers have told him to say goodbye to the bushies and another said to say goodbye to the poofters and shirt lifters. Laws says he can get into trouble for saying things like that. LISTEN HERE

2UE (Sydney)
Mornings – 30/11/2007 – 10:49 AM
John Laws
Caller Norman says ‘Lawsy pulled the plug at last, no go and shove it up your a-se’. Laws says he may get out of bed tomorrow morning and tell the princess ‘Hello World, I’m John Laws’ just in case she has forgotten. Norman says Laws will come back and this is all a big con. Norman says he hates John and this is the greatest day of his life. Laws asks why does Norman listen. Norman says because he can.  LISTEN HERE

2UE (Sydney)
Mornings – 30/11/2007 – 11:25 AM
John Laws
Laws says Byron Bay beer are sponsors of his and complains about having to say that. Laws asks what ACMA will do if they can not sit around to check to see if he has said Toyota. Laws says they are boring old bastards.  LISTEN HERE

2UE (Sydney)
Mornings – 30/11/2007 – 11:35 AM
John Laws
Caller Juliane is crying and says she does not want Laws to go. Julianne says she needs a cigarette and kisses Laws over the phone. LISTEN HERE

2UE (Sydney)
Mornings – 30/11/2007 – 11:45 AM
John Laws
Collage of clips of Laws from over his career. LISTEN HERE