On the first day of Christmas, my Kevin gave to me, a protocol in a palm tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my Kevin gave to me, two working families and a protocol in a palm tree.

On the third day of Christmas my Kevin gave to me, three focus groups, two working families and a protocol in a palm tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my Kevin gave to me, four falls in interest, three focus groups, two working families and a protocol in a palm tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Kevin gave to me … Maxine McKew … four falls in interest, three focus groups, two working families and a protocol in a palm tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Kevin gave to me, six Garrett bloopers … Maxine McKew … four falls in interest, three focus groups, two working families and a protocol in a palm tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Kevin gave to me, seven Swans (how boring), six Garrett bloopers … Maxine McKew … four falls in interest, three focus groups, two working families and a protocol in a palm tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Kevin gave to me, eight maids in cabinet, seven Swans (how boring), six Garrett bloopers … Maxine McKew … four falls in interest, three focus groups, two working families and a protocol in a palm tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my Kevin gave to me, nine strippers grinding, eight maids in cabinet, seven Swans (how boring), six Garrett bloopers … Maxine McKew … four falls in interest, three focus groups, two working families and a protocol in a palm tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Kevin gave to me, ten Mandarin phrasebooks, nine strippers grinding , eight maids in cabinet, seven Swans (how boring), six Garrett bloopers … Maxine McKew … four falls in interest, three focus groups, two working families and a protocol in a palm tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Kevin gave to me, eleven Liberals fighting, ten Mandarin phrasebooks, nine strippers grinding , eight maids in cabinet, seven Swans (how boring), six Garrett bloopers … Maxine McKew … four falls in interest, three focus groups, two working families and a protocol in a palm tree.

On the twelth day of Christmas, my Kevin looked at the register of interests and took it all back, except for … the protocol in a palm tree.