Ken Judge, Hawthorn premiership player and former coach of Hawthorn and West Coast, these days finds himself behind the microphone calling AFL games for the ABC. And it was in this role that Judge has rightfully caused dismay among ABC listeners, and probably now to a wider audience, when during his commentary in the West Coast vs. Collingwood match on Saturday night, he said of fellow commentator John Dorotich’s waist line: “You are bigger than Hitler’s last gas bill.”

You can listen to Ken’s brain fade here: