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Sandshoe
13 years ago
Punchline crazy. I am, for better or sometimes verse, your fan.
SBH
13 years ago
soft c*ck. How about a pledge to go in hard.
Buzz
13 years ago
I pledge to be kinder to myself and to vacuum more. And replace the washers in the kitchen taps.
Plonkoclock
13 years ago
FD, you really wrote this for Bad Parking Girl! You are going to put this pledge with an explicatory addendum under her wiper! Or maybe epoxied it to her windscreen… Oh. No. That would contravene #6..
drmick
13 years ago
I pledge not to watch TV or listen to the radio so the neighbours can get a rest from the tirade of abuse I toss at an inanimate object when Mr Rabbit or one of his thickhead mates comes on and talks, oh, and keeping euphonium practice to a 90 minute minimum.
Punchline crazy. I am, for better or sometimes verse, your fan.
soft c*ck. How about a pledge to go in hard.
I pledge to be kinder to myself and to vacuum more. And replace the washers in the kitchen taps.
FD, you really wrote this for Bad Parking Girl! You are going to put this pledge with an explicatory addendum under her wiper! Or maybe epoxied it to her windscreen… Oh. No. That would contravene #6..
I pledge not to watch TV or listen to the radio so the neighbours can get a rest from the tirade of abuse I toss at an inanimate object when Mr Rabbit or one of his thickhead mates comes on and talks, oh, and keeping euphonium practice to a 90 minute minimum.