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GLJ
11 years ago
Tick , correct…. Nine and a half out of ten. Losing half mark for not spelling bachelor wrong.
zut alors
11 years ago
‘People who watch The Bachelor’ – beware, Mr Dog bites. Ouch.
Stop The Fibre is equally clever as Stop The Boats and Stop The Broads In Cabinet. And we know that Malcolm knows copper is cr@p. He’s just too scared to admit it.
drovers cat
11 years ago
When my local node arrives I will feed it each morning with bran, muesli, heavy wholegrain bread and laxatives. That should help.
I can’t wait for that special moment, when we find out that Mrs Slocombe’s pussy is actually called…..Jasper!
Oh the schadenfreude.
drmick
11 years ago
I hope if he ever needs an operation, that they do it without anaesthetic; or if he buys a car they don’t put wheels and tyres on it. I also hope that mr squawking prostate sees mrs slo-fibre-to-the-node -combe disguised as a woman, and foams at the mouth enough to put her and her pussy in a chaff bag and chuck them out to sea.
Tick , correct…. Nine and a half out of ten. Losing half mark for not spelling bachelor wrong.
‘People who watch The Bachelor’ – beware, Mr Dog bites. Ouch.
Stop The Fibre is equally clever as Stop The Boats and Stop The Broads In Cabinet. And we know that Malcolm knows copper is cr@p. He’s just too scared to admit it.
When my local node arrives I will feed it each morning with bran, muesli, heavy wholegrain bread and laxatives. That should help.
10/10 FD.
I can’t wait for that special moment, when we find out that Mrs Slocombe’s pussy is actually called…..Jasper!
Oh the schadenfreude.
I hope if he ever needs an operation, that they do it without anaesthetic; or if he buys a car they don’t put wheels and tyres on it. I also hope that mr squawking prostate sees mrs slo-fibre-to-the-node -combe disguised as a woman, and foams at the mouth enough to put her and her pussy in a chaff bag and chuck them out to sea.