A Kevin07 T-shirt may not be your taste in new-season’s nerd wear, and spring-summer might be entirely the wrong season for the Howard campaign cardigan, never mind the sartorial atrocity that is the Howard/Costello two-headed hoodie … to say nothing of the mooted ”I’m with stupid” campaign slogan. Here at Crikey we’re always eager to help in moments of fashion crisis.  This election season be the first on your block to sport the ME07 tee, a shirt that conceals your true colors in a statement of real politik: voting is all about looking after number one. Me, everyone’s favourite candidate. This campaign, keep your vote to yourself. The ME07 T-shirt is only $20, and comes in enough sizes to fit any front bench. Order yours here.