It may be the middle of the day (and a public holiday) here, but it’s Hollywood’s night-of-nights, so Crikey has donned our tuxes and frocks (today we’re dressed in a stunning little number from the “Sales Rack” collection by the House of Target) to roll around in all the red carpet revelry.

Join Cinetology‘s Luke Buckmaster, The Enthusiast editor and Crikey regular Mel Campbell, plus the rest of the Crikey crew from midday today as we liveblog every coked-up celebrity, gratuitous cleavage shot and Richard Wilkins gaffe. We may even see the long-awaited return of @AngularBishop.

To play along at home, you can watch the awards from 12:30pm AEST on Channel Nine. Or if you’re willing to pay for the privilege of avoiding Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson, Foxtel’s Movie Extra channel kicks off its coverage at midday. If you’re stuck in the office, watch it online here.