Lookalike. A subscriber writes: When I saw John Howard on the campaign trail yesterday in Heavy Kevvie’s seat of Griffith I was struck by his resemblance to Mr Montgomery Burns? Could they possibly be related?

Kneel before Zod! Since when did it become practise to curtsey to the PM’s wife? Look on the left at the start of the video.

And to be equal time unfair… I’m not sure what’s the worse thing in this video– Kevin Rudd’s personal hygiene come dietary habits or Albo’s dress sense.