Robert Mugabe

Country: Zimbabwe
Ruled: 1980-
Deposed: Keep hoping
Exiled: Who would have him?
Wealth: $5 billion – $10 billion

Zimbabwe’s president Robert Mugabe has clung to power for more than 30 years and shows no signs of letting go. Harder to kill then a cockroach and way up there on the BAD scale, he has tortured, imprisoned and killed political opponents, trashed a once-rich nation and laid waste to the country. His second wife Gucci Grace is famed for her expensive habits and love of shopping. A shoo-in for Saudi Arabia — if he converts to Islam — or possibly South Africa, who have given him far too much support. But they’ve got to get rid of him first. Looted wealth estimated to be between $5 billion and $10 billion.